Ha! Sheesh!
Root Beer
25mg THC per can. Craft brewed. Elevated experience.
The first premium THC-infused root beer from Plant Medicine Mafia. Smooth, refreshing, and perfectly dosed for a chill good time.
The Elevated Experience
Premium quality meets perfect potency
Lab Tested
Every batch tested for potency and purity. Consistent 25mg THC per can.
Quality Assurance
- Third-party lab verified
- Tested for potency accuracy
- Screened for pesticides
- Heavy metals testing
- Microbial analysis
COA available on request
All Natural
Real root beer flavor. No artificial colors. Made with quality cannabis extract.
Clean Ingredients
- Pure cane sugar
- Natural sassafras flavor
- Real vanilla extract
- No artificial colors
- Vegan & gluten-free
No HFCS, ever
Fast Acting
Nano-emulsion technology for quicker onset. Feel it in 15-30 minutes.
Nano-Emulsion Tech
- 15-30 min onset time
- More predictable effects
- Better absorption rate
- Consistent experience
- Lasts 2-4 hours
Science-backed formula
FL Delivery
Direct to your door anywhere in Florida. Fast, discreet shipping.
Shipping Details
- All Florida addresses
- Discreet packaging
- 1-3 day delivery
- Signature may be required
- Order tracking included
Free shipping on 12+
Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer
The perfect blend of classic root beer taste and modern cannabis innovation.
- 25mg Delta-9 THC per 12oz can
- Classic root beer flavor with vanilla & sassafras notes
- Nano-emulsion for faster absorption
- Vegan, gluten-free, no high-fructose corn syrup
- Third-party lab tested for quality assurance
The Plant Medicine Movement
From underground marketplace to craft cannabis beverages.
For nearly four years, Plant Medicine Mafia has been at the forefront of the cannabis community, building a trusted online marketplace that connects quality vendors with conscious consumers.
Now, we're taking the next step. In partnership with Botanical Refreshers, we're bringing you Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer — our first branded THC beverage that embodies everything we stand for: quality, transparency, and the elevated experience you deserve.
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Order Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer today. Available exclusively in Florida.