Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer
About the Product
Each 12oz can of Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer contains exactly 25mg of Delta-9 THC.
Our nano-emulsion technology ensures consistent dosing in every sip. We recommend
starting with half a can (12.5mg) if you're new to THC beverages.
Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer tastes like a premium craft root beer with notes of sassafras,
vanilla, and wintergreen. The cannabis extract is carefully formulated to blend
seamlessly without overpowering the classic root beer flavor. Most customers say they
can't taste the THC at all!
Thanks to our nano-emulsion technology, most people feel effects within
15-30 minutes. This is faster than traditional edibles (which can take
1-2 hours) because the nano-particles are more easily absorbed by your body. Effects
typically last 2-4 hours.
Yes! Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer is 100% vegan and gluten-free. We use cane sugar
instead of high-fructose corn syrup and all-natural flavoring. No animal products or
gluten-containing ingredients are used in production.
Store in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight. Refrigerate before
drinking for the best experience. Do not freeze. Once opened, consume within 24 hours.
Keep out of reach of children and pets at all times.
Ordering & Shipping
Currently, we only ship within Florida. You must be a Florida resident
with a valid Florida address to place an order. We hope to expand to other states as
regulations allow, but for now, Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer is a Florida exclusive.
The minimum order is 4 cans. This helps us ensure safe
packaging and efficient shipping. Maximum order is 24 cans per order.
Each can is priced at $12.99.
When you submit an order through our website, our team will contact you to confirm
your order details and arrange payment. We accept various payment methods. Once
payment is confirmed, your order will be shipped within 1-3 business days.
Yes, all orders are shipped in plain, unmarked packaging. The shipping label
will show our business name but will not indicate the contents. Age verification may be
required upon delivery.
Legal & Safety
Yes. Our products are made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC that complies with
the 2018 Farm Bill. The THC content is below 0.3% by dry weight, making it federally legal.
However, state laws vary, which is why we currently only sell in Florida where our products
are fully compliant with state regulations.
THC products are restricted to adults 21 years and older. This is
both a legal requirement and a responsibility we take seriously. We verify age at multiple
points: website entry, order submission, and delivery.
Yes, possibly. Our product contains real Delta-9 THC, which may cause you to
test positive on standard drug tests. If you are subject to drug testing for employment or
other reasons, please consider this before consuming.
Absolutely. Every batch of Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer is third-party lab tested for
potency, pesticides, heavy metals, and microbials. We believe in full transparency. Lab
results are available upon request by contacting our team.
No. Never drive or operate machinery after consuming THC. THC impairs your
ability to drive safely. Plan ahead and consume responsibly. Driving under the influence
of THC is illegal and dangerous.