Currently available in Florida only

Terms of Service

Last updated: April 2026

Important: Florida Only

Plant Medicine Mafia Ha! Sheesh! Root Beer is only available for purchase and delivery within the state of Florida. By placing an order, you confirm that you are a current resident of Florida and that your shipping address is located within Florida.

Agreement to Terms

By accessing or using the Plant Medicine Mafia website and purchasing our products, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use our website or purchase our products.

Age Requirement

You must be at least 21 years of age to use this website, purchase our products, or consume our products.

By using this website and placing an order, you represent and warrant that:

  • You are at least 21 years old
  • You will not allow anyone under 21 to access or consume our products
  • You will provide accurate age verification when requested
  • You understand that we may verify your age at delivery

Geographic Restrictions

Our products are only available in Florida. By placing an order, you confirm:

  • You are a current resident of Florida
  • Your shipping address is located within Florida
  • You will not transport our products outside of Florida
  • You understand that selling or redistributing our products is prohibited

We reserve the right to cancel any order that we believe may violate these geographic restrictions.

Product Information

Our products contain Delta-9 THC derived from hemp. While our products comply with federal law (containing less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight), they may still cause intoxicating effects.

Product Warnings

  • This product contains THC and may cause intoxication
  • Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after consuming
  • Keep out of reach of children and pets
  • Not recommended for pregnant or breastfeeding women
  • May cause a positive result on drug tests
  • Consult a physician before use if you have any medical conditions
  • Effects may be delayed; wait at least 30 minutes before consuming more

Orders and Payment

When you submit an order through our website, you are making an offer to purchase our products. We reserve the right to accept or reject any order for any reason.

  • All prices are in US Dollars
  • Prices are subject to change without notice
  • Payment is required before shipment
  • We will contact you to confirm order details and arrange payment

Shipping and Delivery

  • We ship only to addresses within Florida
  • Shipping times are estimates and not guaranteed
  • An adult signature may be required at delivery
  • Age verification may be required at delivery
  • You are responsible for providing accurate shipping information

Returns and Refunds

Due to the nature of our products, we cannot accept returns of opened or used products. If you receive a damaged or defective product, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery.

  • Unopened, undamaged products may be returned within 14 days
  • Customer is responsible for return shipping costs
  • Refunds will be processed within 5-7 business days

Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including text, graphics, logos, and images, is the property of Plant Medicine Mafia and is protected by copyright and trademark laws. You may not use, reproduce, or distribute our content without written permission.

Disclaimer of Warranties

Our website and products are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We do not warrant that our website will be uninterrupted or error-free.

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Plant Medicine Mafia shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of our website or products.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Plant Medicine Mafia, its partners, and affiliates from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from your violation of these terms or your use of our products.

Governing Law

These Terms of Service shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to conflict of law principles.

Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms of Service at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated revision date. Your continued use of our website after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

Contact Information

For questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us: